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This classic cotton tee wears like a familiar conversation — relaxed, honest, and a little mischievous. A clean white canvas with a typewriter-style back print that reads like a bartender’s wry aside: “Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.” It sits naturally in casual wardrobes: thrown over jeans after a long shift, layered under a flannel at an open-mic night, or packed for weekend road trips where the jokes get louder and the stories longer. The midweight cotton keeps it breathable year-round. Subtle details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for scratch-free comfort — mean this tee feels as considered as the line on its back. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification add quiet assurance for shoppers who care about materials and standards. This is a straightforward, lived-in shirt that speaks in plain language and blends into nights out, backyard hangs, and late-night confessions.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable and durable
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main prints ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question Shirt
$31.00
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$31.00
Regular price
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable and durable
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main prints ensuring crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean