I Don't Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Everyday Shirt

I Don't Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Everyday Shirt

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$25.00
Sale price  $25.00 Regular price 
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I Don't Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Everyday Shirt

I Don't Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Everyday Shirt

$25.00
Sale price  $25.00 Regular price 
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This tee speaks with dry, dark humor for people who carry their sarcasm like a shield. A faded, vintage-style illustration anchors the back, framed by blunt text that reads like an exhale: a wry admission worn out loud. It sits relaxed on the shoulders and breathes easily through medium-weight cotton, so the message feels lived-in from the first wear. Throw it on with worn jeans, a thrifted jacket, or under a flannel when you need to ward off small talk or simply own your mood. It’s for the nights when you want your clothing to do the talking—sharp, honest, and a little bit tired.

Product Type: Tee

Product Features:
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (Solid colors) for breathable, durable everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for detailed, long-lasting prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for breathable, durable everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork) for crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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