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A relaxed, statement tee that speaks with dry wit and quiet confidence. The soft, mid-weight cotton drapes casually while the centered, minimal red text delivers a deadpan message that invites a knowing smile or a double-take. Wear it layered under a denim jacket, with high-waist jeans, or tossed over sweatpants for a low-effort look that still says something. This shirt settles into everyday life — coffee runs, late-night hangs, and subway rides — for people who prefer humor that’s clever and unbothered. The clean white background keeps the focus on the text, while the classic crew silhouette makes it easy to dress up or down for casual meetups, relaxed gatherings, or a night out with friends who get the joke.
Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton face for crisp printing and lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) — comfortable year-round, classic relaxed fit
- DTG and DTF printing for sharp front text and durable sleeve/label details
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Haven't Lost My Virginity Shirt
$25.00
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$25.00
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Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton face for crisp printing and lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) — comfortable year-round, classic relaxed fit
- DTG and DTF printing for sharp front text and durable sleeve/label details
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean